Dancing bears

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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deathnoteforcutie:

We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution

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221cbakerstreet:

 #i’m pretty sure this is the most accurate re-cast in history

ah yes I see it

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

anacondom:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

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animesuplex:

Illustrations by K,Kanehira » Featured on ANIMESUPLEX

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Supermoon Rises Behind a Tree — Nikolakakos Panagiotis

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castieltheangelofthursgay:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this

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themunchkym:

lordwhat:

There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.

This show existed. It was called “Unsolved Mysteries”. And it was worse because it was about real people.

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yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

• the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
• ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
• it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

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